A call for new punctuation!

it’s about bloody time!

 

The way our speech cadence has changed over time is to me an unknown. But surely those who came up with the period, the comma, or even the ellipses was not thinking about sarcasm.

 

Take this example I read from this article just now: (scroll to last paragraph)

 

Funny. That’s precisely the sort of no-nonsense advice your grandmother would have given.

 

clearly what this guy is trying to convey is not funny period. it’s “funny” as in “hm curious” which takes on an entirely different tone.

 

writers

linguists

scholars!

 

I beg of thee.. please lets think about this type of revision more urgently than personal pronouns. While still important, there are communication errors happening all the time for a far larger population, including those who are begging for a gender-neutral pronoun.

 

STILL IMPORTANT.

 

but priorities people…

 

Everyone these days communicates via text or chat. Regularly I get the feedback during my English lessons from the older bosses that their millennial employees can’t and don’t pick up the phone unless you beg them to! They automatically default to text.

 

A revision of punctuation has never been more important as it has become in the digital age. Period.

Try and disagree.

Good fcking chairs.

Can we talk about back pain?

 

I am 27 years old, and I want to talk about back pain. This makes me mad.

 

While I live in a city in Germany, so I don’t drive… and part of my job is to go teach at different businesses, meaning I stand up for at least 2 hours a day…

 

why the EFF does my back hurt?!

 

Well, it doesn’t help that I have had skoliosis since I was 10. But let me tell you- it isn’t that severe to be causing this pain. Am I alone here??

 

No.

 

After spending plenty of time on Twitch, trying to navigate this rabbit hole I accidentally plunged down last year around this time, I have noticed that one of the biggest things everyone is hawking is their DAMN CHAIR.

 

Gamers of course are going to be the first to notice this problem. Most video games are performed sitting down.

 

Well, I sit on a recycled office chair 3 days out of the week, and I sleep on an old mattress I bought from the former tenant for 40 bucks. (its soft. And clearly it is making me soft as well.).

 

I need help.

 

I need a good. fucking. chair.

 

 

 

 

aaaaand scene.